Stupor Bowl

The Giants win..... hip hip hooray. I could not be happier, because you see I live in Red Sox/Patriots land. Everywhere you go that is all you see, Red Sox crap and Patriots stuff. If you are a fan of another team well you are shit out of luck. I had to make my own Giants hat out of a cardboard box,a old tire and some snake skins. Martha Stewart eat your heart out.

Any way, my wife and I were invited to our friend, also Giant fans, home to watch the game yesterday. It's not the whole family as their son is a Patriots fan. Spare the rod and you get a Patriots fan.

So at our friends home there were other guests and it was kinda split down the middle as far as team allegiance. I knew the game was going to be tight because both team are very good. The game went back and forth till the end when the Giants pulled it out.

As the game was going along I had a couple of beers and was feeling pretty good when my bud Tom pulled out the Patron.

"Do you want one?

"Well I don't kno.........of course.

So down the hatch and now I am all revved up and every time the Giants did something good.

"Tom where is that tequila we have to celebrate."

And the Giants kept doing good things and when they did we would celebrate.
Needless to say by the end of the game I was one shot away from being shit faced. I was starting to look around the room for a lamp shade, but I gained control before the hilarity ensued.

I must not have been too bad because my wife did not give me the evil eye.

The ride home was uneventful and I fell asleep on the couch in record time breaking the old record by 1 minutes.

This morning I thought I was going to die and kept asking myself.

"You just never learn do you?"

I guess not and I am sure I will be close to being shit faced in the future. Because I did answer myself.

"Learn what."