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My brother and sister in law are up for a visit this coming week and I may not have the time to give you your pals inspirational message every day, so I am filling it with posts from the past. If anything does come up that I deem post worthy, I will add it. So enjoy those wonderful days of yore, with posts from the past.

Here is my first try at blogging, Aug. 13 2007.

Sunday Funnies

Santa’s Bad Day

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready
for is annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got
sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then
Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa
even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went
into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the
liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
tree.

A Wonderful Christmas.....'NOT"

Christmas time is a wonderful time of the year. The excitement of coming out and finding all the presents under the tree. So it was with great expectation on Christmas morning I dropped to my knees and scanned beneath the tree for a present with Uncle Willie's name on it. Well do you know what? I could not find a single package, because your pal got crap for Christmas. That's right nothing, nada.zilch, zip. I was so shocked and depressed that my wife went into my closet and wrapped one of my own shirts and gave it to me. And it was my size which was very nice. So now all I can say to all is" Merry Frigg'in Christmas."

Happy Christmas

Once again we celebrate the birth of Santa Claus, in that manger, this day in the North Pole. The manger, in that toy shop, was surrounded by the three elves bearing toys that they had made and all of the 8 rain deer plus one with a rosacea problem on its nose. (Some people even said it glowed.) So let's all celebrate this day with the hope of peace for all people.

Spin Party Vol.2

More information about the get together with the spin people at my house last Sunday. First I want to say that the people who came to the par-ta are a wonderful group everyone one of them are easy to talk to and I feel like I have know them all my life, I enjoy being around them. OK now that I got that crap out of the way, let us begin.

First to arrive was Mary and her husband Peter. Peter is a very nice guy and he is very quite and now I know why. Mary with a couple of glasses of wine in her can not stop talking. I mean non stop mouth movement, I don't want to say she talked alot but when she left there were blue streaks all over the floor. Poor Peter.

Next in was Jim. We were having a little snow, but Jim was dressed for the for the blizzard of 41. He had so many cloths on that it took him 1 hour to get ready to join us. Next in was Dede and her friend Mark. Dede brings her own beer because she only drinks Bud lite. And there is no Bud-Lite in my house. But she sucked them down and had to drink the beer that I had on hand, which was Puttynose a Brewery in New Hampshire. So I gave her a pale ale and she proceeded to add water to the beer. Oh well you can lead them to a quality beer but you can't make them like it. But that's the way she likes her beer and I like her a whole lot, so let her add the water. Next up was Amy AKA Evil who arrived like the princess that she is. She was all decked out in her fancy city cloths, and dressed for the ball. She had a couple of other balls to go to this night and this was her first stop on her "look how beautiful I am" night out. I have to say she did look pretty good.

And there was Hellboy Josh who did some of the cooking but got all the praise. Now your pal is not one for praise,I just like to be in tha back round and know that everything was good. But holy crap I did do something people, give me a little pat on the back for Cripe sakes.

Ok I'm cool now and I just want to say that it was a very good night spent with people that I like spending time with.

Singing in Church

This past Monday my wife and I started a new Christmas tradition. My wife and I and a friend traveled to Bath Maine to the Chocolate Church to sing Christmas songs. And it was a great experience. The old church, which is now used as a theater, was filled with people of all ages. Most of the people in attendance were under 5 years old and that was a good thing because that's the group who really love the holiday season.

The one thing that I really liked was that everyone in the place was singing at the top of their lungs, and it sounded great. It gave all theshower singer a chance to show their stuff. All in all it was a great night and to top it off Santa was even there. I will be back next year for sure.

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Spin Party Vol. 1

Yesterday was a get together with some of the spin people (They are not a strange new type of human being, but just a bunch of so called ordinary folks.) And what was really nice was that all but on person showed, (I will not reveal that it was Heidi.)but that it was in a snow storm. There was Dede and Mark who got the long distance award, Amy AKA Evil who showed all dressed up, very nice. Mary and Peter showed with a snow plow on their ride and after the party they plowed my driveway. Jim was there as well, and came dressed for the Arctic. Hellboy Josh was also in attendance and was praised over and over and over for the lovely treats that he put together. Nice work Josh for doing everything and letting me sit back and eat cookies all evening.

It was a very nice get together. I am a little rushed today so I will return to the party in tomorrows post.

Sunday Funnies

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

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Stuff

Just a couple of things that I am reading and seeing lately. First, yesterday I ran the spin class with my Christmas workout which consisted of riding hard with visions of sugar plums dancing in everyone head. And you know how hard that can be.

I am watching the very interesting story of Sara Jessica Parkers removal of her mole. A quote from her after a women approached her on a beach upset that she had gotten rid of her "signature." . "For about the next 15 minutes I couldn't hear anything because I thought I'd made a terrible mistake. Can they put it back on?" My advise a little crazy glue will do the trick.

The on going craziness of Glen Beck and all the people over at Fox. First the Glen Beck movie "The Christmas Sweater" on opening night, 34 people attended this film in New York and Boston combined. And one of the biggest controversy was Rupert Murdoch's Christmas card that said Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. On the horror of it.

The press will not be satisfied until Tiger Wood is brought into the town square and stoned to death, not with stones, but with the Titlists Grand Z Silver golf balls.

And the rights wing wing nut who are against health care for all, cleaning the environment, paying any taxes, wanting to own any kind of firearm, even a missile launcher just for hunting, and of course make it a law that everyone has to be a
Christian. What the fuck!

Here is a song that I used in my Xmas workout. It is becoming one of my favorites. It's by Mindy Smith.

Happy Days Are Here Again and Again and Again and Ag............................................

Last night my wife and I were watching the old plasma when we came upon the 30 year reunion of Happy Days, which took place in 2005, so it was the 4 year reunion of the 30Th anniversary of Happy Days. Well we both just had to stop and watch. I never watched the show when it was in it's hay day, but there was something so wholesome about this reunion that I did not have the heart to pass it by.
But what is the most fun, in my opinion is seeing how everyone has aged over the 30 or 34 years. Some have aged graciously and others have passed on, like Arnold.
But what I really love, and I love this in any show, is the blooper. Oh yes, your pal gets a really big kick out of bloopers. I know that it is a sickness but I can't help it, there funny.

So if you have nothing to do and next year and you come upon the 5th reunion of the 30th reunion take a look see, it will make you smile. Or not.