A guy goes into the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was
in Vietnam for three
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra
points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. You are
hired. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You start tomorrow. Come in
at 10:00 A.M".
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are
from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00
"This is a government job," the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you
coming in for that."