Legs on Fire

The instructors that teach spin class all have a catch phrase. They use this, to express, a feeling you should be experiencing while exercising. One instructor just screams "come on" and the other tells us to " pull your navel into our spine". But the one that really hits the nail on the head is "LEGS on FIRE". When she is saying, during a hard run, legs on fire I feel that my legs are actually on fire. And my proof that this suggestion is working is, just the other day as I was leaving class and about to get into my car,I felt a little strange and when I looked down at my legs they were actually on fire. Well I wanna tell you I was in a panic. I started to roll around on the ground till the fire was extinguished. Now I'm kind of a shy guy, but when your legs are engulfed in flames there is no place to hide. It does call attention to you. What I think I am going to do is suggest to the instructor that she modify the phrase from "legs on fire" to "legs are very warm". I think that will cut down the chance of another leg fire for everybody. One good thing to come out of my leg fire is that there is no hair left on my legs, and I am getting a lot of compliments.