Monday, August 13, 2007

That's one small step for man , one !#$%^&**&%$ for mankind






This is my first blog so please bear with me. I have a lot to offer. Sometimes I get distracted but I get( oooo there's a bird) right back on track. I enjoy almost any subject( I have to cut my nail soon) matter. So my blog will discuss everything under the ( how many pens do I have in that cup it has to be a million) sun. So what about all these duck jokes . What is that all about. And when ( why is my 2nd toe longer than my big toe) did it start .
A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver, informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he doesn't know what to do with them anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from here and that's where you should take them." The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks. The next day the officer again sees the same pick-up truck barreling down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are wearing sunglasses. The officer pulls the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take those ducks to the zoo!" "I did," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"


That joke quacks me up.


Now let's see what (is that mustard of katsup on my shirt) we can come up with on this blog.

2 comments:

Blaze said...

Why does your duck look like it's had a backetomy?

Jeremy said...

And now I know why I didn't take many photos of the ducks up in Maine. They just don't look quite right.

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