
I have been monitoring Fox News for years now and it is making me crazy. This is a few of things I have learned in the past year on Fox.
That Mexican gays are sneaking into our country and unplugging our brain dead women.
That the Clinton's were the real cause of the Titanic sinking.
That the Clinton's were behind the assignation of Arc Duke Ferdinand.
The Clinton's and the Democratic party financed the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.
That liberals and the Clinton's were the real cause behind the stock market crash in 1927.
That it wasn't Miss's O'Leary's cow that kicked over that lantern that started the Chicago fire, it was the Clinton's.
That the liberals bought the gun that Lee Harvey Oswald used that day in Dallas.
That the liberals brainwashed Alberto Gonzales so that he can not remember anything, of course with orders from the Clinton's.
That Larry Craig was slipped a drink laced with a concoction to turn him into a homosexual by the Democratic party.
That Duke Cunningham, Jack Abramoff, Tom Delay, Steve Griles, Rick Renzi, Mark Foley, Alberto Gonzales, Scooter Libby, Dusty Foggo, Bernard Kerik,
Randal Tobias, Lester Crawford, David Vitter, Larry Craig were hypnotized by the Democrats and of course the Clinton's into being the poster boys for bad behavior.
And finally that, on orders from the liberals and the Clinton's' if the Dem's win this next election, it will be mandatory that everyone has to be gay, have a abortion, surrender to terrorist, become atheist, let criminals and child predators run free, and of course all family values will be discouraged.
Man-o-Manischewitz what a country that will be.
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