Groom That Ear

As I am getting on in life my body is going through some changes. One of the cruelest is that the hair is leaping off of my head and reappearing on my ears. The balding thing you notice right away, but the ear thing it takes awhile. One day you look in the mirror and you've got this 6 foot hair sticking out from your ear. So you pluck that out, but now you are aware of it , so it becomes a part of your morning routine. Brush your teeth, wash your face and check you ears for that 4 foot hair. Some times I feel like a monkey grooming myself. Also I have become very aware of long ear hair on everyone. It's a sickness. When I see someone with dog like ear I say have you no mirrors, have you no one to pull you aside ands say "Hey Spot how about getting yourself a good ear trim".Don't wait till your birthday and your first gift is a ear comb, or wait till your wife starts rubbing you behind the ears and saying " your such a good boy, yes you are", and the next thing you know you've got a milk bone in your mouth. Act now!