Today I got up a little late and had to rush to the Y for today's spin class( OH here we go again). That means no cauffee, as we say in New Jersey or caffee as it is incorrectly pronounced in the New England. Well any who, I am rushing around like a nut trying to get into my spin costume and get out the door. I jump into the car back out of the garage, or as we say in NJ car hole, and off I go. I have developed this skill of being able to put my heart monitor on while I am driving at breakneck speeds through the streets of our fair city. Now I want to warn everyone that this is very dangerous when tried by untrained individuals. I being a professional driver have no problem with this move. I may reveal,in the future, how to make a ham and cheese sandwich, with mustard, at 70 MPH while steering with your knees, but you will have to wait for that little gem. Well I finally reach the Y and I jump from my vehicle and sprint for the door. I give the howdy do to the front desk and make for the spinatorium. I walk in and I can feel the love from my fellow spinners."Can You get here any later, buthole". "You are holding everyone up, Jerk". They just love me. Any way I made it and with me getting up really late that was a good thing. But I think there was some one in the class that got up even later. This guy was wearing a bike shirt like Lance Armstrong and pajama bottoms. This guy either got up real real late or he was sleep cycling. I just don't know.
Your Pal Willie
Your Pal Willie
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Hey Willie....
It's been awhile since I've been on to see what you're writing about and what I have been missing...did notice your spelling is not getting any better but I must admit I got quite a chuckle out of this little tidbit. I myself was wondering what the guy in the pajamas was up to...a new fahion statement or something.....Do you think it made him faster? should we try it? I'm just worried with the way I sweat the pants will get so soaked and weigh so much that my bike may either break or tip over....Another reason to consider the sweat gland surgery my nephew suggested...I'll leave you with that pleasant thought...later, M
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