Roll Over Now Lay an Egg

Ever since I found out that Polly, a women in my spin class raises chickens I have been in my laboratory doing some experiments. Now this is my first try, so it didn't come out the way that I wanted. I was trying to combine a chicken and a dog. I thought that it could lay the eggs and then fetch them for you. Also there is nothing scarier than a watch chicken to protect your property. But my experiment has gone a little off. It lays eggs but they are brown and stink, plus they look like dog crap. Well back to the drawing board.

Would anyone like this animal. The only problem is it starts barking when the sun comes up. It will also, if you can stand the beak marks, get your slippers.