OK what's with all the new people, or interlopers as I call them, that are coming to spin class. They are taking the best bikes, taking our spots on the floor. Spots that we established over time. They don't bring water ,they don't bring towels. THEY think it's a ride down the primrose lane. Where did they come from? I think that they thought that it was going to be easy. So they say to themselves," let's sign up for this class, it is a breeze". Well I think that they will be dropping out soon. And what will make them drop out you say. Me and my band of angels. That's right. when they see how hard you have to work and how hard that my angels, Dede, Mary and Heidi work out, they will be ashamed of themselves for not working out as hard and will either drop out or come to me for counseling and advice. It may sound like I don't want any new people in the class,but that is far from the truth. It's just that they should know their place and respect the ancient art of spinning.
Twenty years ago I was banned from spin class. I was classed as a madman, a charlatan. Outlawed in the world of spin which previously....honored me as a genius! Now here, in the forsaken, spin Hell.... I have proven that I am all right! Home? I have no home. Hunted! DESPISED! Living like an animal! The jungle is my home. But I shall show the world that I can be it's master. I shall create my own race of spin people, my own race of Atomic Spinning Supermen, that will conquer the WORLD!"
Sorry I got carried away a little.
*The last paragraph was borrowed from Martin Landau as Bela Lugosi from the movie Ed Wood.
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Hey Willie,
I think you have been spending too much time at Amy's classes....what with all of this talk of being the master...this is becoming like religion to you..please let's leave the really psychotic behavior for Amy where it belongs...and these interlopers we shall see how long they last now that she's back from vacation...she's back.....but I must say in a much milder and gentler state...stick it and hold it at 7.5????? We'll see if our driven group can hold that for the next 8 weeks......And What is she really preparing us for at the end of this training session??? Maybe she has already planned out the new atomic race you mentioned....you may not be getting that carried away after all....Okay, Now I am really starting to get scared...
Later, M
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