Monday, January 7, 2008

Oh Crap She's Back

Oh the evil goddess of spin, Amy is back from vacation with some new finagled workouts. I bet she spent her time in Pittsburgh just thinking about how she can take us down a couple of pegs.

"How can I mess with their heads".

"With this workout I will reduce all the people in class to an average weight of 50 lbs. So I will be the beautiful spin princess. While they can all get jobs hanging on someones front door as a skeleton for Halloween".
"These knucklehead's will do anything I say. Let see I might make them take the class in a top hat and a clown nose, yea that's it, clown nose".

The goddess has had too much free time on her hands, and that is dangerous for us all. She just keeps pushing the envelope. And where is she pushing the envelope and what kind of envelopes can be pushed with out getting damaged. And where can I purchase this kind of super envelope. Oh well I'm getting off track, but if you see me on the street and my weight is in the 75lb. range I will be taking job offers for Halloween. I wonder if I will have to give the evil goddess a cut?

2 comments:

Farf's Girl said...

You never told us Amy was from Pittsburgh! You have to watch out for those Pittsburgh girls, we're tough!

Anonymous said...

Hey Willie,

No whining or I'll extend your base training to 12 weeks instead of eight!!! Feel like riding slow seated flats for the whole 60 minutes? Hmmmmm...that would really mess with your mind-now wouldn't it?

btw..Pittsburgh Rocks!

Amy :)