Friday, January 18, 2008

Spin Doctors


This is another story that involves the interlopers in spin class. Yes, this group of people who are messing with my schedule. They are speed bumps for me and my peeps in spin class. Before they invaded the class you had many bikes to choose from, plus you could get their minutes before the class and still have no problem in getting a spot. Now I am forced to get to the class a 1/2 hour before it starts. They don't know that I have a reputation to uphold. When I was working I was know as the "minute man". The handle was bestowed on me because of my uncanny habit of reporting to work at the exact second of my starting time. It was badge that I wore proudly. Well any who, these people are screwing with my reputation.

This group of interlopers are peppered with Doctors, I believe there are about 4 or 5 in class. The reason I know this is because as I was putting the bikes away after class, a women in front of me was getting an exam, for some kind of wrist problem, by one of these doctors. Whats next, the spin goddess Amy saying "OK add more tension and turn to the left and cough" or " drink a lot of water because we need a urine sample after class". I just hope there is a proctologist in class so I can have these hemorrhoids looked at, they are a pain in the ass. I'm sure the doctors won't mind. The rest of the class could be disgusted, but they just love me so much they'll just over look this.
Isn't that right?

Hello people, isn't that
right?.....................................................................................................
Ok maybe they would be a little disgusted.

5 comments:

Jeremy said...

Tell us more about your butt health, Uncle Willie!

Farf's Girl said...

Seems to me like this is a great way to get free medical advice! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Willie Y said...

Jeremy thanks for asking. I am having my complete rear end replaced. The doctors found that it has a crack and a hole in it.

Mary said...

I'm going to post a notice about spin class at Midcoast Mental Health and see if we can get any takers from there. Those are the types of doctors we need.........All this butt talk is not painting a pretty picture for me...please Willie don't you now where to draw the line... And keep your hands out of your pockets!!!!(side joke from this AM).
Mary (one of the peeps)

Anonymous said...

Oh Willie,

I'm not a "butt" Doctor but I am married to an MD who works in the near vicinity. I do, however, know that a nice pair of cycling shorts with a thick chamois will help ease the pain of those nasty hemmorroid issues. Real cyclists wear spandex...

Ride on...

Amy :)