93 minutes. That's how long the spin class was last night. Evil was in her glory, yelling and screaming her way through the whole class. And when it was over, the class looked like they had been beaten with a spin bike cleaning rag and sprayed with a sweat hose, what ever that is. And anybody who has been sprayed with a sweat hose knows how disgusting that can be. I, on the other hand had hardly broken a sweat and was looking for 30 minutes more. In fact after class I left my truck in the parking lot and sprinted all the way to my home.
Poor Mary who had just gotten back from a 2 week vacation, without my Rolex but that's another story, was really pushing herself hard. She had too go hard because Evil kept singling her out with phrases like " tanned slacker and what's the matter Mary too many margaritas". It was just brutal.
After the torture was over, Evil said that this training phase is over and she will be taking it easy on us. HA! Next she will be concentrating on trying to break our body's and spirit simultaneously. Oh boy, I am just pleased as punch to hear that. Somebody please help me I am a sick person.
You sure are with these spin class posts Uncle Willie. Is that all you do?
Timmy, how would you like to be beat with a sweat hose?
What's a sweat hose?
Shut up Timmy. And my life does not revolve around spin class.
Where you going Uncle Willie?
Spin class. D'oh!
It's been a long winter Timmy.
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Uncle Willies posts are now with 93% less whinging and spelling mistakes. Only a couple to be seen this time Willie! What's going on?
When is Mary going to give you some stick back? That's what I'm keen to see.
Gotta go, there is a Kangaroo needing to be speared for dinner.
Holy dooley thanks. I don't want to big-note myself but it was bloody good post. Tell me something are you a Sheila or a bloke? And I want to thank you for being a knocker. It keeps me on my toes.
Hold up just a minute Willie,
I never-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever-ever said I was going to take it easy at the end of endurance training. What planet are you on? It's hammer time now...
ESG
Crikey hold up! I didn't say it was bloody good post. I said it had 93% less whinging and spelling mistakes. Big difference my friend... :-)
This endurance training sounds like fun. The problem I always have with spin is that that as an ex distance runner I prefer longer durations - and spin is so short and intense.
I presume you are moving into high intensity now, Evil? Have fun Willie.
Oh and Uncle Willie, I'm a guy by the way, although I have no diea why you wanted to know that.
Grunkle Willie,
Before I even got to the "Timmy" section, I too wondered, Does he do other things than spin? I just keep picturing Monica happily going about her business while you bike in a hamster wheel day and night.
In my vision, Monica is humming.
Heather
I would comment about your comment Heather, but I have to get ready to go to spin class.
While I am spinning Monica is honing her Dradle skills.
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