Well Mary's back from vacation all tan and rested. But she is missing something, lets see I just can't figure it out. Oh yea, it's the Rolex watch that she was suppose to get for me. When I asked her if she got it for me, she just laughed and blew me off. Well I will not forget it, that is for sure. How am I going to tell the time without a Rolex. How am I going to flaunt a expensive watch in front of the spin class. I have been dissed by Mary and there has to be some kind of retribution. Oh I know what I can do to thank her. I will set up her bike, not in her favorite spot, but somewhere in the middle of the room in the back row. Oh boy that's sweet. Let see, I can make sure see gets the squeakiest bike in town, now that will annoy the crap out of her. She is going to feel the wrath of your Pal. Well maybe I should think this thing over. Mary's pretty tough and I might not want to rattle her cage. I can still remember how she looked when she stole the bike from the innocent young women in class one night. You know on second thought I'll just bide my time and wait for the proper moment and then strike like a snake hiding in the tall grass. Or maybe I'll just do nothing. That will really get to her.
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Hey Willie,
I am not ignoring you I am just embarassed about your watch. See I was in Nassua and paying for this really nice top of the line model from a street vendor with long dredlocks and some nice herbal supplements...which I was also considering... when out of the blue this crazed tourist from one of the Cruise boats ripped the watch literally from my hands and started screaming about how she needed this watch for her friend and has been searching all over Nassau for one and yadayadayada.I then found out her friend was from New Jersey and is retired, takes spin classes, and delivers autos around for part time work and the whole thing started getting really feaky...Also the whole time the women was histerical cus you know how those tourist type people off cruise boats can be... well maybe you don't but believe me it is not a pretty sight...It's amazing the bodies that get exposed in warmer climates...thank god we live in Maine where noone ever takes off their clothes (which is a really good thing as many of us suffer from the dreaded Maine hip disease) but that is another story...Anyhow...You know I kind of thought I was in a trapped deja vu or alternate universe or maybe the herbal supplements kicked in...so I just handed her over the watch after I paid for it so she would leave me alone...or at least just walk away...By this time I was running late for my flight and the shopping spree was over....so that's my story....And I didn't exxagerate one bit..and you would have really liked the watch so I would appreciate a big thank you the next time I see you. Your pal, Mary
Gee golly wilickers thanks Mary I feel a lot better. NOT.
Herbal supplemnet, what do you mean like Glucomannan?
Yeah, she was asking the vendor if he had and Lutein for your Lazy Eye condition and fennel seeds for your flatulence.
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