Well, well, well the things we learn in spin class. Today Evil gave us a little information on how people that do triathlons urinate in their bicycle shorts while they are competing.(Note to self don't shake the hands of any triathletes after a race.) I always wondered why their sweat had a little yellow tint to it. Maybe this group should start to wear Depends or maybe Depends should develop bicycle shorts. I almost asked about what happens when they have to take a doot. But you know what, I don't want to know. I have this picture in my mind now of everybody that crosses the finish line has a load in their pants. I can see it now, to the winner goes this beautiful trophy and a roll of toilet paper.
This is a public service for the ladies from the caring people here at Willie's World and P-Mate.
This is a public service for the ladies from the caring people here at Willie's World and P-Mate.
1 comment:
OMG Willie,
YOU ARE A PISSER! I'm so glad you were able to grab a nugget of athletic information out of yesterday's workout. That's my ultimate goal... that you learn something new and noteworthy each time.
Just to clarify, not all triathletes pee in their bike shorts. Usually in the longer distance races like Half Ironman and Ironman-we might enngage in this type of behavior. (Just for the record I have NEVER done so!) Don't worry about touching a triathlete's hand cause if you think about it, how could you wipe? Just don't slap them on the backside after the race and beware if you are riding close behind someone and you start to feel a slight mist in the air it's probably pee spray.
See ya later. Ready for 85? Bring your "Depends."
BTW... loved the video on P-mate especially the reminder at the end to throw it in the trash-not flush!!!
Amy
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