Sunday, March 16, 2008

Baby Facts


Facts about rugrats:

Babies are born without kneecaps.

The longest recorded interval between the birth of twins was 136 days.

If a child ate as much, comparatively, as a growing bird, he or she would eat three lambs and one calf each day.

Babies are just small adults who can't do anything but cry and poop.

3 comments:

Farf's Girl said...

Does this mean you don't want to hold a Farf Junior someday?!

Willie Y said...

No it doesn't. I would consider it a honor, because I know that you and the Farf will bring into this world a wonderful child. And not one of those children who are so obnoctious and grating that you just want to hurl. And what is the cause of these little miscreants, the parents.

Jeremy said...

I know plenty of fully grown adults who can't do much more than poop and cry.