Believe It or Else

Barney and Myrle Snickelpuss where on their honeymoon in Hawaii. While on a cruise around the island, Barney dropped his wedding ring into the ocean. 50 years later while fishing in the waters in Alaska, Barney caught a large halibut. After the fishing trip Barney started to clean the fish. He plunged his knife into the giant fish striking something hard. And to his great amazement he discovered it was his thumb.