Easter at our home is your typical celebration. All the the little ones are gathered in the fenced off area and given their brightly colored bats. The white bunny is released and that's when the fun begins. Just to see the look on their little faces, as they try to beat the bunny to death, is just so precious. Of course there is always one or two kids that start to cry hysterically, but all of the adults berate them till they rejoin the fray. And once they get going, I would say that Tonya Harding is a light weight compared to these little blood spatted cuttie pies. The winner is the child who wrestles the dead mangled bunny from the other children and tucks it into their colorful basket. And that my friend is what Easter is all about. After the kill all the children are made to stand around and watch the butchering of bunny for dinner later. What tops off the day is the children seeing the perfectly cooked and seasoned bunny, that they just slaughtered, brought to the table with a colorful Easter egg shoved into its mouth. Well it can't get any better. Happy Easter everyone .
“No animals were injured in the writing of this Blog”
Tip-o-the-hat to Jack.
4 comments:
I must say this is an interesting way to tenderize meat.
I was also going to say that you forgot the “No animals were injured in the writing of this Blog” disclaimer, but I guess that does not apply.
However, I do like the picture. It reminds me of our Easter. When it was over, I felt like the bunny.
I'm afraid to ask if you go out and kill a Moose for the 4th of July? P.S. That's when we're coming up for a visit!!
Yo Willie,
Where were you this morning? We missed you... Did the ASPCA come after you with handcuffs?
I have to say this is one sick Easter tradition you have. Poor little bunnies...
Hope you make bail by tomorrow night!
Amy :)
Evil,
I wondered why the spin class posts had dried up: he was too busy encouraging bloodlust in little children.
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