Monkey Business

This clip below is a news item about a very important study, using monkeys, with conclusions that are far reaching. This is not a joke and is to be taken seriously. Many answers have come out of this study for instance; What do you do with a blue monkey? Cheer it up. And what side of a monkey has more hair? The outside.

This reminds me of a story that I heard. A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey.The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man replied, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble." Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!" So the monkey and the man left.The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay. Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!" The man said, "Since he passed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it".