New Sins

Thou shall not pollute the Earth. Thou shall beware genetic manipulation. Modern times bring with them modern sins. So the Vatican has told the faithful that they should be aware of "new" sins such as causing environmental blight. A couple of others that the Vatican are mulling over are : Thou shall not put ice cubes in wine. Thou should wear your baseball caps with the brim facing the front only. Thou shall make removing the packaging on CD's a lot easier. Thou shall make sugarless products taste exactly the same as the products with sugar. Thou shall replace all of the spin class(you didn't think I could do a whole post without mentioning spin class did you) bikes at the Rockport YMCA. Thou shall develop and make available those suction bulbs that you use to remove mucus from a baby's nose for adults. Thou should put pants on all animals. And lastly. Thou should put melted cheese on all food.