Red Sox Declare Yankees Best Team Ever

BOSTON (Reuters) -In a startling proclamation from the owners and players of the Boston Red Sox, the team and all of management, at a press conference before the game, admitted that the New York Yankees are now and will always be the best team in Major League Baseball.

Principal owner John W Henry stated

" We were just kidding ourselves in to thinking we were in a class with the Yankees".

Mike Dee, Chief Operating Officer said

"It was always whispered in closed quarters but we felt that we all have to give the Yankees their just deserts".

Jim Rice a past player and future hall of famer said

" When we would play the Yankees I would day dream of being in pinstripes one day".

Josh Beckett one of the best right handed pictures in the league stated

" I would pray at night that I would be traded to the Yankees when I was a member of the Florida Marlins".

David Ortiz (Big Poppy) said that when he was a kid it was a wish to be a Yankee someday.

These are just a couple of the enormous out pouring of praise given to the Yankees by every last player on the Red Sox. One player who wanted to remain anonymous said

"When I slide into second base and Derek Jeter tags me, my heart just starts to flutter and I get a little light headed".

Well with these revelation by the Red Sox it will be interesting to see what goes on at the first meeting of the two clubs. I bet there will be a lot of hugging and back slapping going on. And that ,will be very strange and creepy.

Here is a clip of the Red Sox.