We're Number One

Today I was looking through a book of lists and I came across a interesting fact about the state that I have spent most of my life in, New Jersey. New Jersey is number one in the nation for hazardous waste sites, with more than 1,000. "Yea we're number one, we're number one". This facts explains a lot. New Jersey is also first in three headed people. Also New Jersey is first in the country with people who glow at night. Number one in the country with people who have more than one rear end. And this goes hand and hand with the last fact: Tops in the country with people who have 5 penises. The one upside to this is their pants fit like a glove. (Old joke)

I love New Jersey and the time I have spent there. I have great friends and relatives who live there, who I love . And my wife best friends are in New Jersey , Macy's, Lord and Taylor, Nordstrom, Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue and Bloomingdale's.