Well today was real exciting class. First, Evil is in a foul mood from the get go. She started to set up all of her 25 bags of crap and was just about to start, when she turned on her microphone. Well I want to tell you that their wasn't a dog within 5 miles that did not lose their hearing. There was such a high pitched sound from the speakers, that for a second I thought I was going to poop in the old pants. So with that she ripped the headset off and threw it behind her. It was like unleashing a cuter version on Leona Hemsley. Oh she was pissed off, plus she had this bad cough and she was spraying it around for all of us to enjoy. Oh the horror of it all.
I think that she gave us a clue why she was in this fowl mood. It seems she was not wearing her magic hat which seems to be a calming factor for her. It's sort of like Frosty The Snowman and that old magic hat. " When they put it on his head he began to dance around". I think her hat has some magical properties, in that it chills her right out.
Well any who it was a good class(except *E.S.G drifting off a half bubble off plum), with great music and I really got a good workout. The one last problem I personally had was that Mary threw her towel at me for wanting to do the race at the end of class. I could have been really injured ,maybe a eye put out, it was a really thick towel. Well I hope you are feeling well and hope you come back soon.
Your Pal
I think that she gave us a clue why she was in this fowl mood. It seems she was not wearing her magic hat which seems to be a calming factor for her. It's sort of like Frosty The Snowman and that old magic hat. " When they put it on his head he began to dance around". I think her hat has some magical properties, in that it chills her right out.
Well any who it was a good class(except *E.S.G drifting off a half bubble off plum), with great music and I really got a good workout. The one last problem I personally had was that Mary threw her towel at me for wanting to do the race at the end of class. I could have been really injured ,maybe a eye put out, it was a really thick towel. Well I hope you are feeling well and hope you come back soon.
Your Pal
* Evil Spin Goddess
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Dear Dede,
I hope you are recovering quickly so you can get back to class soon and defend me from the Williemonster. You see he makes up all these evil stories about me and now he even snapped a photo of me without my knowledge. Next week I think he's going to launch a webcast of the workout. He and Victor secretly mounted a camera in the wellness room. Yeah, I'm ready for their shenanagins. (They forget I have 4 kids and have super powers which can sense sneaky behavior.) So now you and Mr. Aussie Anonymous will be able to watch from home. Don't I have any rights here? Sheeeze! We miss you!
Silly Willie,
Don't you know that my temper tantrum was all an act? I wasn't really mad yesterday just sore and tired. I didn't get my second cup of coffee so my brain was still frozen. When the mike didn't work,I got a little frazzled cause I hate to shout over the music. You know most of us like the loud music so it's a bummer when we have to keep it low so you can hear my squeaky voice.
My spinning hat, well it does indeed have magical powers. It magically enables me to watch you guys under cover, catches sweat, and hides my true identity. Without it, I feel exposed.
BTW, I was sneezing (not coughing) because of your very strong deodorant. What was that-Old Spice or something? Man oh man that was pungent!!! Next week I'm wearing a mask and a hat!
Way to go Mary! Slap the dude silly! (Next time I hope she brings her belt and gives you a couple of real lashes.) Yeah Willie, keep on rolling out the crap, the exaggerations, the tall tales... I can take it. Bring it on!
Amy
Dear Dede,
I need you to come back soon and save me from these lunatics.....I really suppressed my anger when I threw the towel at Willie...I was going for my water bottle or a five pound weight....What is his story???? All of a sudden he is the macho king of cycling??? Like let's go on for ten hours or some such crap.... For god's sake it was a Friday morning give us a break... the start of the weekend...we need to save our energy for the exciting Friday night events to follow ...like renting a DVD and ordering a pizza....And Amy my god...I thought she was going to have a heart attack when her microphone wouldn't work. I was scared...I was going to offer her some of my happy pills but I didn't have them with me...I thought I was not a morning person but she can be really scary... I am going to pray to the spin gods that she never misses her second cup of coffee again...The upside is she needed to get out her frustration so it was a really good work out....even without the race (No thanks to Mr. Will)....you would've liked it.
We miss you...come back soon..I need you.
Mary
Evil,
I will keep my eyes peeled, and if I see something like "Spinn clas webcarst, wotch ESG bee reely hoorible too us and mak me cri" I'll click on the link.
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