Well class started like it was going to be a refection of Fridays class. Evil started to have microphone problems again. Immediately I was thinking better move to the back row. But because she was wearing her magic hat everything started to work out. The one problem that I personally had with Evil, was when I tried to talk to her about a problem I was having with a song mixing program she had recommended. Well she was in the throws of getting prepared for the class when I asked her the question. She just stared at me and screamed "Not now, can't you see I am trying to get ready". So I once again started to think , back row. But she just adjusted her magic hat and suddenly the world was right again.
Observation, she bring more baggage to spin class then my wife, our friends and I took on a two week vacation to Europe.
Mary, pregnant Carrie, Jim, Richard, Michelle and a couple of interlopers filled the class. Heidi, who is busier than a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, was missing. It was a good workout with good tunes as usual. I had to leave early so I ................................
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Dear Dede,
We missed you yesterday...again I thought that Willie and Amy were going to go at it but she told me she had her second cup of coffee so I knew things would be okay. Willie was being a pain in the @## as usual trying to distract her with questions while she was setting up. Willie we don't really care if you can mix your songs...I still haven't figured out how to text my kids on their cell phone and you don't see me disrupting the class trying to find out how....I know better...if we want to start on time just let her do her thing.
And oh by the way Dede this thing Willie had about leaving early yesterday AM....What a scam...he says he had to deliver a car or truck or some such thing....Like it really would have made a difference if he left ten minutes later....As soon as Amy announced there was going to be a race he's like I'm out of here....I have to go to work...yeah right
Dear Willie....So tonite when I leave early to get my kid from practice I don't want any grief...and please don't distract her with your pseudo-techno questions...I'd like to be able to stay for the race...Thanks.
Your pal, Mary
Gee Mary lets all gang up on the messenger. And let me tell you something Mary about the car delivering business. Millions of people rely on us to have their vehicles at certain places at certain times and if it isn't it does not effect your world "The Mary World" but what about some poor knucklehead who just want that certain color car or those special wheel covers to put her or him in that happy place for just one moment. Well that's my job to make those dreams come true. But that's just the kind of guy I am, always willing to go the extra yard for the little people.
Ok you two... Duke it out tonight at the spin class from hell. Let's see who lasts through the race...
ESG
Gee Willikers Willie,
I guess I did not comprehend how important this car delivering thing is. And I don't want it to be said that I would deprive anyone from their happy place of special dreams...being a customer service type gal and all... I guess I need to get my head out of the Mary World and venture out into the world of giving that you belong to...thank you so much for setting me straight and informing me of another one of your amazing qualities...I will add it to the obituary list I am writing for you cus you ain't never gonna survive that race tonite.
Later, M
Still breathing Mary. When I looked over at your bike tonight it looked like you tension was a little light. Hey, but who cares right.So what if I am working out twice as hard as everyone else who cares.
All right ladies and gentleman, roll up and place your bets!
What will kill Uncle Willie first;
a) Going too far with his needling of Evil (on a day she is not wearing her magic hat or had her caffeine fix) and suffering grievous bodily harm, or
b) Challenging Mary to a race and having his heart give way on him.
Not being part of the Evil spin class clique I am open to other suggestions, and the estimated odds...
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