Tuesday, July 1, 2008

A Literal Bible Hymn

Lord lets keep ye women silent and submissive in church ..............1 Corinthians 14:34

And make them have long hair as they need to be covered if you research Corinthians 11:13-15

And Lord check to see if she is a virgin and if not.............Deuteronomy 22:13,14

Let's stone her to death in front of her fathers house lot.............Deuteronomy 22:20,21

And if you sin with your hands cut them off...............Mark 9:43

Because is better to be limbless and give it any thought

And if you are born to a unwed mother

you can't come to church to find another...............Deuteronomy 23:2

And its OK to have slaves and they must obey

Because that's what the lord say that's it OK.......Ephesians 6:5..Colossians 3:22..Titus 2:9

And let's not wear cloths made with two different materials......Leviticus 19:19

Because you will be in a article of a fashion hell serial

Let not two men sleep together ......Leviticus 20:13

or they should have their throats cut in fair weather

Hold thy shrimp and lobster from your table.......Leviticus 11:12

It is an abomination of the lord that you are unstable

Shave and a haircut two bits

Amen

*This a terrible hymn and I am sorry for being the worst rhymer since Vanilla Ice. And I know that's not nice but I won't try twice because I'll not roll the dice because I don't want to pay the price so that should suffice .

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