Well our guests from the south, Staten Island, are coming today and guess what! The weather is going to be hot and humid with lots of thunder showers. What, do we live in Florida? This has been the worst summer I can remember since I moved to Maine, by the way to get away from the hot and humid summers in New Jersey. Our real estate guy, who is a very nice guy, who sold us the house said " You don't need air conditioning in Maine". I think what I should do is every time it is hot and humid I am going over to house, which probably has air conditioning, and spend a couple of days till the weather is more to my liking. The last time I talked to the people who were coming to visit, I told them that it is usually a little warm in the day time, but at night usually the temperature dip down into the 50's. Well now I am a big fat liar. I just hope they like it hot and humid. Maybe I'll take them out to the beach for a swim in the 60 degree water. That should cool them down a bit.
Excuse me while I pray a little: Oh Jebus please make the weather more to my liking maybe low 80's during the days and middle 50's at night. Also can I have a new car and can I hit the lottory and become a multi millionaire and be able to buy many air conditioner and also can you make my hair grow back and can you make it so that I can buy a TJ Maxx for my wife.
Thanks a lot
3 comments:
Your "real estate guy's" excuse is GLOBAL WARMING!!
please make sure to remember your favorite niece when you win the lotto :)
Bilford,
Quityerbitchin! You know you have a standing invitation to the Polish Paradise and that you can always come back to New Joisey where the weather changes frequently, where there's air conditioning, a swimming pool with warm water, lots of shopping for the little lady, free food and your own suite of rooms. (Besides which its ALOT closer to your Staten Island friends and relatives!) We miss you and want to remind you to think cool thoughts and hope the cold water in your new bathtub revives your spirits.
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