That's right you to can be happy with just few mouthfuls of Lard a day. And what about the kids? Well I want to tell you the kids will just love that creamy white consistency. Why they will soon be ditching their ice cream for the cool neutral taste of Lard. Spread it on bread or a cracker it's so spreadable. And with that cool white greasy look the kids will all be saying " Mom can I have another cup of Lard, please". Mom and dad will love it as well. Mom can rub a big handful of lard after a bath for that smooth touchable skin. And dad will love to lube that brand new SUV in the garage with the versatile fat product. It's the perfect fat product for the whole family. Lard, I wish I had a big mouthful right now.
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"Lard a big greasy glob of heaven ".
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Imagine if we could get away with misleading advertising like this today - oh wait, we already do.
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