Wednesday, August 27, 2008

No Money

Did anyone ever have a overdraft of a checking account? Anybody, just raise your hands. Well my hand is waving from my seat. Over the weekend we had guest from afar, New Jersey, and we all went out to eat at a local restaurant. After the meal the check was spit and my friend payed half and I payed the other half. Because it is getting to the end of the month our checking account is getting a little low. But what happen is just a horrible mistake that cost me about 100.00 bucks. The evil restaurant charged me twice for my half making that a whole. They also charged my buddy for his half, so we payed together 150% of the check. Now I know why the owner of the restaurant goes to Mexico in the winter, he can afford it with billing like this. And my bank does not want to hear me crying about not having the monies to cover any bill, even it it is a mistake. I just want to screen and stomp my feet like the four year old I am. I am still in the process of trying to straighten this problem out, it is consuming my precious bodily fluids( This reference "precious bodily fluids" is from the movie Dr Strangelove.) So I have now come to the realization that the whole world is out to get me and I can do nothing about it. But I am not paranoid. "Who's that behind that rock, it looks like the bank manager"?

2 comments:

Mr Snootles said...

Gee Uncle Willie how insightful and humorous. I never looked at it like that before. Another simply fabulous post.

You know, I could use some extra cash, and the bank are always offering me extra credit on my various facilities. But that's no good, what I really want to do is win the lotto so I can come to Maine and watch Amy flog you to death in a spin class.

In closing, I'd like to trot out the old line: "just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you".

- Basil Cornelius Snootles

Farf's Girl said...

Report the restaurant and the bank to the the Better Business Bureau. do not pass go, do not collect $200