Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Barney Get the Phone
I was reading today of a dog who dialed 911 when his owner was having a seizure. This dog and dogs like him, are trained to recognize the signs of medical problems and react. While I was reading this all I could think about was our dog, Barney, and what he would have done if I was in some kind of medical emergency. First thing would have been, to bark at the mailman and then grab the phone and eat it. And after staring at me for 20 minutes, would take a a crap in his favorite spot in the dinning room rug. Then top it off by barking for 15 minutes to go out while I slowly head twards the bright light. And I know as I lay there an decompose he would roll all over my stinking body. What a pooch.
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My dog came home yesterday and took a giant piss on the antique area rug in the living room. God help us all.
And I know that my lab, Gunner, when confronted with his owner in a state of medical emergency would be prancing around delightedly at this new form of "play"--after jumping all over said owner, he would tear through the house, eating any and all toys, plants, and valuables. Do I see another $1,000 vet bill coming my way???
Willie:
You are so wrong! Barnie would have been truly concerned.
Who would feed him? Who would walk him?
Who would cover for him when he ate the neighbor's kid?
Barnie needed you, (unless you had a speed dial on your phone for Steak to go. I think he had trouble dialing phones.)
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