Giant Burger

Last night we had gone out to a local restaurant, Cody's. A very nice casual place with good atmosphere and decent food. And I ordered a mushroom burger for my dinner. When it was brought to the table it was huge, about 6 inches tall. Trying to eat this burger is very difficult because the height. While trying to eat this burger, I picture myself looking like the python eating some large animal on the animal planet. The python has to unhinge its jaw to take in the large yummy treat. And that is exactly what I had to do to eat this giant burger. Needless to say my jaw hurts and because it is stretched so much, I had to attach a small skid plate to the bottom of my chin to keep from rubbing the skin off on the floor. Needless to say it is not a very good look for your pal.