On Saturday at the Y our spin class found out that we were no longer having a class. The Saturday class is very popular as it is early, 730 AM. So you can get your days workout in and have the rest of the day to stuff your face. Well any way in their infinite wisdom the Y people decided to have a class called Sumba, sounds like gumba. Now this will be offered at 745 in the Am on Saturday morning. In the real world it would seem to you pal that anyone who took this class will probable be in the high teens or twenty age group, and that they would not want to get up that early to go to the Y and Sumba. The real kick in the crotch area is that the people who take the Saturday spin class are loyal and always show up to do the class. Some days in the winter there are not enough bikes for the spinners, so it is a real popular exercise.
I am now trying to figure out away that I can sabotage the class. One plan of attack would be to take the class in a hot pink thong. Or better yet the underwear that is pictured above. Coupled with my total lack of rhythm and a thong the class would last 2 days at most. It could work.
2 comments:
I am not sure about the class Sumba being cancelled but your ASS would be out of there in less than 15 minutes in that thong!!!
Ok Willie--now I can see why Sandy thought your comments were a bit "over the top" in regards to losing the Sat. spin class. Now I, for one, think I would pay good money to see you arrive for "Zumba" wearing that thong. And yes,I also agree that it would take less than 15 minutes for that to get you thrown out of the Y. You may want to re-think the whole thing now that Sandy has agreed to reinstate Sat. spin class!!
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