Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Help Wanted... Apply Below
It has come to my attention lately that friends of mine are unable to read my post because of the punctuation and or spelling and sentence structure. One of my so called friends said that when she reads my blog she wants to take out her red marker to correct all of my mistakes It has gotten so bad for these so called friends that they can't even get through the whole 5 sentences that I have written. Holy Crap it not like I am making no sense what so ever. At least I don't think so. Well any who I am looking for a editor to correct all of my many mistakes and set me on the right path. There will be no pay, but what you will get is to be the first person to read my incoherent rants. And I think that is payment enough. So let me know if this is what you want and maybe,if you are the chosen one,I will send you a little something from your pal.
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Bilford!
You can always count on me. My qualifications include 12 years of Catholic schooling where penmanship, spelling and grammar were hammered into our tiny little brains. Even though many years have passed since the classroom I can still parse with the best of them. AND no one can diagram a sentence better that I can.
The other reason I'm applying for the editorship position is that I'm hoping to get that special surprise you're offering.
So please pick me ... you won't be sorry you did ...
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