Do you know what I like about getting magazines? No, well I am going to tell you. I love that there are 5 million little cardboard inserts that they put in every magazine. And what are they for, to frigg'in annoy me that's what. Now every time I get a magazine I have to leaf through it and pull out all of those little cards before I start to read it. And to further annoy me, every once in a while they will stick in a whole cardboard page. And to make matters worst it is a fold out. Now this really gets me going, I have to rip it out of the magazine before I can go any further. And when you do it sometimes straightens the staples that hold the magazine together and it all falls apart. And by the way I hate pull out pages as a whole. Once you open them up they never go back the same way again. They always stick out or fall out as you are reading them and by then I want to punch someone in the face , not with my fists, but with this magazine that I thought I was going to really enjoy but is aggravating the crap out of me. Have a nice frigg'in day!
*A personal note to Hiedi, Dede and Mary. I did not show for the last two spin classes because I was so upset that Mary missed Wednesdays class that I could not get out of bed to go to class. Sorry, I will see you Monday.
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Here is a clip of a guy who is having the same problem.
2 comments:
Someone told me a long time ago that they send all of those cards (no postage required) from inside magazines not filled out to get them back for annoying them.
Mary and I were in spin class today wondering where you were. No Dede. I'm not sure what Mary's excuse was on Wed. for missing class...Had to inform 2 interlopers to leave bike #7 for you but since you didn't show up it probably pissed them off!! You better show up on Monday or else your lucky bike may be taken...
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