I am writing this post without a editor so some of you will not know what I am talking about. Starting very soon I will fix the communication problem and all will be good with the world. Then you can all drop your red pencils and just read.
Spin class today was very good in as I did not have a heart attack and did cheat death and lived to put away old number 7. Mary was in attendance as was Dede who is now not missing. Also Wendy, who has not asked about Peter Pan as of yet, was there and a couple of interlopers. One interloper , his name is Doug, is a very nice fellow who is not from Maine but lives in Colorado. I have talked to him alot after class and he may lose his interloper status very soon. Also there is a very small women who I have not met yet but she seems to come to all the classes. I will have to interrogate her very soon and find out what her story is. But getting back to the class it was a good class and a good workout from Victor. And one of the best things was that there were no single foot exercise, which I hate the most.
The class on Monday let by our favorite gal Evil was very tough as usual. She is the queen of torture and she can really dish it out. When you finish her class you are really spent. I am soak in wet and feel really invigorated . I hate to say it, but I think it takes someone who spends so much time in that dark deep dungeon under her house plotting a these really hard workouts to really make for a super workout. Evil keep up the evilness.
3 comments:
I have to say I thought of Amy the other day. After I came out of an unusually brutal spin class, I looked across the car park and saw the number plate "Evil 9".
Did I think it was a wanker number plate and call the citizens infringement division? No, I immediately thought of your good friend Amy, and chuckled to myself that no way would she put on as brutal a class as I had just survived. Bossy Boots must have been on drugs that day, she was literally psychotic as she stalked up and down the aisles screaming at us and singling out slackers during a 12 minute climb.
I see the applications have come in thick and fast for an editor, so not much point me throwing my hat in the ring. Besides which, I doubt your edited post would bear any resemblance to the original, and this would take all of the character and unique flavour out of your blog.
- Mr Snootles
Hey Willie,
We were also all glad to see you didn't get a heart attack but I wasn't worried. If you were going to have the big one it would have definitely been on Monday. Either Amy has stepped up her workout or I am just getting too old......Very nice of you to consider changing a few interlopers status...maybe that near death experience you had a few weeks ago has changed you...but I doubt it...One thing you can rely on in this world is pain in the ass Willie...thank god....and you can take that as a compliment.
See you tomorry....Mary
Just when I think I have lost my touch, you guys fire me right back up. Thanks. I needed those tender loving thoughts of brutality.
-A
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