Monday, November 3, 2008

Big Al's

There is a store in the town of Wiscasset Maine called Big Al's. And if you want, you can spend several hours just going through all of the merchandise. And I want to tell you that most of the merchandise in Big Al's is crap. Yes crap, but good fun crap, well semi good crap. It's a store that you can pick up a rubber screaming chicken, a perfect gift for you friend in New Jersey. There is also the ever popular lobster bottle opener. A perfect stocking stuffer for the holidays. A fly swatter in the shape of a flower,a toilet seat cover embroidered with "This Too Shall Pass, and a wood carrot fence. Now that's good crap. So if you are ever on Route 1 in Wiscasset Maine don't miss Big Al's you won't regret it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

And which one of your charming friends in New Jersey will be the receipient of the perfect gift of a rubber screaming chicken?

Consider this, if you're gonna show someone you care by bestowing a gift that comes from the heart, why not buy a bunch of screaming chickens and give them to ALL your friends and not show favoritism toward any one in particular?

Signed,
Santa's helper

Willie Y said...

Watch what you wish for.

Anonymous said...

This is totally unrelated to today's subject. I just want to shout out, "GO MC CAIN!" There, I said it. I have waited many, many months to get this out of my system. I didn't want to start a big uproar on your blog. But then again, nobody ever commented on your political posts anyway. So maybe you would have enjoyed a fiesty little battle with your favorite spin teacher, eh?

Just remember Willie, if Obama wins- you not only will have higher taxes, you'll pay on "Monday" as well. In fact, I'll make you pay every Monday here on in. Better get your check book out and be sure to bring a big towel cause you are gonna sweat like never before.

evil

Willie Y said...

Who else could a person with the name Evil vote for. Enough said. Also about the class on Monday all I can say is BRING IT ON. I know you want to finish the job that Victor started.

Mary said...

Very Brave Amy to go against Willie...that's why no one ever comments on his political posts...Anyhow I don't know how much more liquid I can expire from my body so now I am nervous. I figure either way I lose....If Obama wins I will sweat more (if possible) and have less money in my pocket...if Obama loses I will have to deal with the major depression of all his fanatic followers and still have less money in my pocket...bottom line is the only thing that has been enjoyable on this whole election scene is SNL...and that is the only thing I will miss when it is all over. M