Evil On the Ground

Last nights spin class was jammed packed. There is a problem with not having enough bikes to go around, caused by breakdowns. Last night because of this Evil Republican Spin Goddess had to run the class with no bike.( This problem was caused by a interloper in class that did not signing up.) She walked around, or should I say lurked, yelling and screaming like I have never heard from her before. This is not a good thing because she had much more time to judge the way each individual person was working out. I think this made the other people a little nervous. I mean other people not your pal, who was spot on with the workout. I don't know when the group will catch up, they may never but it gives the little people something to shoot for. Well any who the class was very good as usual, and Evils music mixes are just great. We will have to keep our eye on the interloper problem, I mean them sneaking into the class without signing up. I am going to make it my job to expose these people and have them removed from class in the most humiliating way. Probably with their pants down around their ankles. And you know how hard it is to walk with those biking shorts around your ankles.