Srinkage

Did everyone see the news story of the man who got stuck on the ski lift with his pant down. It is a embarrassment just to be hanging from the ski lift , but having lost your pants, it is a double wammie. But the biggest embarrassment is that his winkle was out there for all the world to see, and with the temperature in the 20's, well their was significant shrinkage, if you know what I mean. I don't want to say it was major shrinkage, but witnesses first said that they thought it was a women. Now that is shrinkage. And then to pile on this most unfortunate person, this story, with pictures, was in every newspaper and every TV news program. I feel for you my
friend.