Last nights workout was one of the best. Evil RSG was on her game. She was yelling and screaming at everyone in the room. She was in charge last night that was for sure. And one thing that she made the class aware of was that I ,your pal, was Evils bitch. She kept pointing me out to the class as an example of what she wanted to see them doing. I now have a reputation as either being one of the people to look up to class, which I always thought I was, or a brown noser.Well any who I was proud as punch.
The class was filled with interlopers except for Heidi and your pal. But one interloper stood out among the masses. This person had the worst case of B.O. that has pass through my smell meter in many a year. This stink would have curled the wallpaper off the wall. The smell was kind of like a skunk that had been hit by a car that was lying in the mid summer heat for a couple of days and then run over again. It was rank. I think I had pegged the person as this guy who was riding wearing what we use to call a Italian tee or a wife beaters shirt. Well any who a note to self, park your ride on the other side of the room from this guy. Getting back to the ride it was one of the best with good music as usual, and a hard workout. It just what you expect from the Evil one.
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Willie,
I have to admit you were in really good form last night. It must have been because you came in all fresh from a couple of days rest after selectively blowing off Monday's class. Or maybe it's because of all those performance enhancing drugs you've been taking. I mean how else could a old fart like you keep riding so well day after day without a dose of steroids? Your name is on that list with A-Rod and I suspect Selena Roberts is going to come knocking on your door to tell you the bad news. Come clean Willie Boy or I'll have to take you off the "Teacher's Pet" List.
Amy
help...me...I caught Willie's disease. I have been on my couch for 2 days. when my husband asked me if I need anything all i could think was a hammer to the back of the head would be nice (just enough to put me down for a few days) Anyway, 2 tuesday nights ago, when I knew Willie wasn't coming to class, I used bike #7. I was warned that it was Willies bike but, not being superstitious, I ignored them. But here I am 2 weeks later...Is it possible he put a hex on his special bike?...oh look, here comes my eerie yet comforting green-blue wave of Nyquil-induced sleep...see you all next week...i...hope...
My new name is Willie "the fluman". And ERSG my real secret is dry cracker and warm coke for 4 days and the good thing is no cracker rage.
Carrie,
I'm so sorry you have the flu. Geez,that must be hell with five kids running around. Yeah, I agree-blame it on #7. You are yet another victim of Willie's secret mission to protect his ride via "biological warfare." Willie wants to make sure he always gets that bike so he never wipes the cooties off of it. I think we should fill up his spray bottle with Clorox and burn the rags afterwords. Heaven forbid those creepy little germs go through the Y wash and enter into the public water supply. I think it could turn into a couch potato disease epidemic!
Anyway, FYI. I'm out next week -returning to spin class on Tuesday night the 24th. I'm going to Pitttsburgh to take the kids skiing at my parent's condo. See you then. Get better !!!
-Amy
I just knew it was coke. Snort. Snort.
Amy ERSG,
Are you sure Willie wasn't just faking it - you know - freewheeling while trying to make it look like he was working hard???
Come on, play into my innuendo. It's unnerving watching you praise Willie. I feel dirty somehow, think I'll go take a shower.
- Snoot
I thing I am starting to feel the love........not. That's alright you guys can beat me up. Just keep pounding the frail old man.
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