Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Fox Morning Morons



Is there a more moronic group in the morning than the 3 morons on Fox and Friends? I don't think so. This morning in a moment of weakness I flipped over to Morons and Friends knowing this was a dangerous move for my heart. The morons were in the middle of a interview with ,Mr Excitement, John McCain. They were all talking about President Obama speech last night, when moron number one, the x weather man, started to say " How is the president going to save and cut the budget". " Yea we got him there, what's he going to do". Well if you listen to the speech moron instead of sticking your finger up your nose so far that you can feel your brain you might have the answer:

Our recovery plan will invest in electronic health records and new technology that will reduce errors, bring down costs, ensure privacy, and save lives.

It includes an historic commitment to comprehensive health care reform – a down-payment on the principle that we must have quality, affordable health care for every American. It’s a commitment that’s paid for in part by efficiencies in our system that are long overdue.

My administration has also begun to go line by line through the federal budget in order to eliminate wasteful and ineffective programs. As you can imagine, this is a process that will take some time. But we’re starting with the biggest lines. We have already identified two trillion dollars in savings over the next decade.

We’ll eliminate the no-bid contracts that have wasted billions in Iraq, and reform our defense budget so that we’re not paying for Cold War-era weapons systems we don’t use.

I could go on and on, but I know the Willie's World readers probably zoned out after the first 5 sentences. I know that if I listen for more than 3 minutes to Fox and Friends, I will lose more brain cells then I ever did during the 60's.

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