A Lottery Loser

I just checked my lottery tickets. The Powerball numbers are 2-8-9-33-45....17 , my numbers are 14-25-30-49-59-....26. Wow, if I only had 6 different numbers I could have won something. This is what its like when I check my lottery numbers twice a week. I buy two Powerballs and two Megabucks tickets a week. I would say that with the tickets I buy weekly I will have mostly none of the picketed numbers, maybe 99% of the time. And don't get me wrong I have won some cash with the biggest payoff being 55.00. Let see, I have been playing lottery tickets for about 30 years and with all of my winnings, if I won a million dollars I would break even. And I don't have to win 100 million dollars to change my life just $500.000 that's all I need. So let's all get down on our knees and pray with me. "Oh great and wise Jebus please let your pal win just one lottery prize and you know what I will do. I'll give a brand new nickle to every one of my very close relatives and friends if they can find me. Amen and thanks a lot. "