Spin Class and the Slug

All is well with the world now, spin class is back. After not doing the class for about a week and a half, it was good to get back in the saddle. Instead of spin class for the last week I have been kept busy hanging on the refrigerator door for exercises. Well any who, the class was run buy our new rookie instructor, Rebbecca, not of Sunny Brook Farm, who did a find job. The only fault I could find was that her voices is at a level that when she talks, to me, hearing challenged that I am ,it sounds like she is talking another language. But I made it using my skills as a lip reader.

Dede,Wendy,Dolly and Mary were in attendance. Mary was away for about two weeks. She and her family go to a island in the Caribbean to chill out. She is so relaxed and tan now its unnerving. She brought me a beautiful shell back, which I placed on the dresser in my bedroom. Last night I got up about 2 AM to use the facilities when I noticed that the shell was missing. I look around for a while and then went back to bed. As I awoke this morning I find this giant snail stuck to my throat. Well I tell you I was taken back a tad. I finally riped the thing off and checked my neck and found that the giant slug was sucking the blood from me like a vampire slug. And to make things worst, our bedroom was covered in this silvery slime trail all over the walls and celling. We disposed of the slug and my wife and I had a good laugh. A vampire slug get outta town. Oh, and thanks Mary, love the gift.