We Don't Have That

Last night our friends, and my wife and I went out to a very nice restaurant to celebrate my wife's birthday. My wife and I arrived at the restaurant early and we head for the bar for a little libation. And that is where it started. The bartender asked what we wanted, so I looked over the lists of beer. "I'll have a Andrews Porter." "We don't have any on tap." And so it began. At the table, " Ill have the oyster appetizer." "We are out of that." There was not two or three kinds of wines we all wanted. There were 3 or 4 dinner choices that were not available. What the heck is going on, it was very strange. After a while we all got our picks of dinner and wine and had a very good meal. We then all decided that we would have a desert and we let my wife pick, because it was her birthday. The desert menu was brought to the table for her to look over. Right at the top was crem brulie which my wife loves. "We'll have the crem brulie please." my wife said to the waitress. And she said "We have everything but the crem brulie." That just topped the evening off. One thing they did have was the dam check.