Tuesday, March 31, 2009

A Couple of Words From Spinnie

I am realizing that Willie's World is 99 percent spin class posts. This is becoming my life. If I am not at spin class, I am getting ready for spin class or I am cleaning up after spin class. And in my spare time I write about spin class. I am now thinking of changing my name to Spinnie Mc Spinski. It is getting so bad that every time I leave the house my wife automatically says "When will you be back from spin class", no matter where I am going. So I am going to try to cut back on writing about spin class.

Mondays spin class with Evil was just filled to capacity. There were so many people that your pal did not get his ride, old number 7. And I want to thank Mary, Dede and Heidie for having my back. Thanks ladies. Moving right along , I made due with the bike that was left and it did not stop me from motivating the class.

Evil is putting together very hard rides with excellent music. She is probably spending many hours in the dungeon praying to her evil overlords for these workouts. I am now thinking that she has to be preforming some kind of animal sacrifice to keep coming up with these new classes every week. She once told me that it was funny that there were no small animals around her home any more. Now I know why. I wonder what she is doing with the bones.

The class, like I said, was very good. The one little problem I was having, was that Wendy's husband Bob was taking the class, and was taking the focus from your pal. Now I don't look to be the focus, but when I am not, I just feel that the class is a half bubble off plum. Let me say that Bob is a very nice person and he does workout very hard but, he is no Spinnie McSpinski.

5 comments:

Heidi said...

Willie,
So sorry about #7--with so many interlopers in class and the fact that they were there so EARLY we just didn't have the ability to save your ride for you...I hope that whoever had #7 didn't enjoy it and that #7 missed you greatly...Evil must be putting in long hours to dream up/pray up these workouts--they just keep getting better and better--I hope the head evil overlords don't decide she should move on to higher positions of power elsewhere--I don't think I could take the pain of losing her or thinking about some other souls being inflicted with her tortures--I mean, after all, we have had time to become more adjusted to her evilness...As for Wendy's husband, Bob--don't worry--I'm sure he is only searching for a "place" in the class and since spinmeister or Spinnie McSpinski is already taken, he'll realize soon enough that he must find another lesser title and be happy enough with that.

Oh, and by the way, I know where Evil is hiding the bones--she has been giving them to her dog--they've probably been eaten or buried...

Mary said...

Hey Spinnie....

I don't know if you've noticed but it is getting pretty aggressive in the spin world....I didn't get the bike I wanted either but you don't see me whining and complaining about it. I was glad to get a bike that didn't lose a pedal, seat, or make grinding noises throughout the ride. I don't remember seeing anything particularly wrong with the bike you used...so there you go.

And as for the noises from Bob I for one find them amusing and they make the time on those hills go a little faster.

So relax...you are still on top...why do you think Amy made you move so she could keep an eye on you the whole class...

See ya in the AM,
M

Heather said...

I was pleased to see the word "wife" in your post. It's almost like a status update onour fav Aunt! (ie. "yeah-she's still around..") because I really thought it was just you and the spinning spinning spinning.
Miss ya'll, NJ squirrels are kicking our ass here, think of you often - don't send chicken!

ERSG said...

Don't worry Spinnie,

The "BOB" calls are fun and add lots of life to class but you are still at the top of my list. Not to worry...

Good night, I'm wiped and I need to tend to my swollen eyelid.


-Amy

Mr Snootles said...

You can't cut back on the spin class posts UW.

If you do, I promise to pull every post apart for spelling, grammar, logical fallacies & malapropisms. I will make a terrible nuisance of myself.

Or I could just stop reading your blog, which would probably be easier now that I think of it.

Maybe you should have two blogs a day, one spin class related and one other topic related?