After being granted editing rights by Domain Master Willie, I thought I would finally take a moment to stand against the oppressor. After a rant likening homicidal maniacs to the experience of my spin class, I felt appropriate to define the word "fun" for our new self-elevated spin wonk, Willie.
Fun (n.)- 1. A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
2. Enjoyment; amusement.
3. Enjoyable, often noisy, activity.
Of course as a hyperactive 22 year old, I am qualified to elicit all three of these definitions in response to Wednesday’s spin class. I would like to emphasize the finally definition (3) and apply it to Willie. As the enjoyment factor is considered, I relish the look on Willie’s face as it turns shades of red only seen at sunset in autumn. Willie huffs and puffs his way along like the little engine that could. Now to qualify my definition further, “Often Noisy” hits it out of the park. The words that slip past Willie’s pale lips are found nowhere in any of my English Dictionary. On Wednesday, I was asked by Dollie to play the tunes a more conservative level. I had to object as it was the only means to censor Willie’s rampant vulgarity. ‘Sorry Mom but yes, I did learn that word in class.’ It’s okay, Willie. It’s all out of love. With great brevity it is an honor lead you in spin today. The power Willie has given me is that of a religious leader. It brings me great enjoyment to watch the mellow mannered atheist begin to ask God for help. Now to answer the question “Is the class fun?” We are left say, by definition, we owe it all to you, Willie.
Josh (Hell Boy) Miramant
3 comments:
Hang on Josh, I'm confused.
From what you wrote, it sounds like when Uncle Willie does a spin class he goes red in the face and starts puffing and wheezing like a clapped out old locomotive.
But we here at Willies World are often regaled with tales of how it was a tough spin class... for everyone else, but not UW, in fact he felt like running home afterwards.
You are not suggesting these tales are slight exaggerations are you?
- Snoot
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Mary,
I think you out to pull out that disclaimer you wrote for me last year to give to Hell Boy. He's getting me really nervous...
Amy
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