How do you get a show on Fox? If you are Glen Beck you have to be from another planet and you have to spew the craziest theory's and back them up with people that are just or more crazy then you are. Here is a good example: Glenn Beck commented on President Obama overturning the ban on federally funded stem-cell research. Beck argued that funding stem-cell research would lead directly to a search for a new “master race,”, and the reincarnation of the Nazi’s “final solution.” And who does he have on to talk about this issue, Dr. Frank N. Stein.
Beck: Dr. Stein, with the overturning of the ban on stem-cell research do you think we are going down the slipper slope?
Dr. Stein: Well we could Glen, but scientist that are responsible can use this new opportunity as a way forward in the science of creating life from body parts harvested from the dead.
Beck: Excuse me. So you are saying that it is a good thing and that you want to create life. That's just what I am afraid of.
Dr. Stein: Glen, Glen you are not looking at the big picture. Sure there could be a rogue mad scientist that could create a monster that could reek havoc on the populous. But these are just small isolated problems that will can be handled locally by the towns people armed with pitchforks and torches .
Beck: Don't you get it doctor, only God can create life.
Dr. Stein: And baby's are found in a cabbage patch. I'm just fooling with you Glen. I, for many years now, have created many baby's in my laboratory, by mixing 3 secret ingredients, plus a can of Dr Pepper and 4 cans of assorted Gerber fruit squashes.
Beck: That is just crazy Doctor. OK, thank you for coming on the program Dr Stein, I think. OK when we get ba.........
Dr. Stein: I just want to leave you with this thought. *I will show the world that I can be its master. I shall perfect my own race of people -- a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world.
Beck: OK. When we come back from our break, we will talk to a man, who thinks that all animals that are on public display, in our zoo's, should be wearing pants. It's a big problem and will talk about it right here on the Glen Beck show. Stay tune.
* I told you I would slip this quote in at any opportunity I could.
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Have you seen any of the stuff Stephen Colbert has done with Beck? I'm sure most of it is on youtube. It's spot on.
I have seen Colberts take on Beck. Very funny. I can only watch Glen Beck for about 4 minutes before I either get really mad or can't stop laughing at this moron's take on everthing.
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