Friday, April 24, 2009

I Hate The Environment

On Wednesday it was earth day and as I was flipping around the radio dial when I came upon Glen "I need help" Beck's program. And what was this knucklehead doing, well I'll tell ya. He was talking to a caller who had just started a fire that was making lots of smoke, because he had just chopped down a tree, for no other reason other than to be anti Earth Day, and that's what he was burning. And why was he doing this because he did not like Earth Day for some bazaar reason. And this guy Beck was encouraging him and others to do the same. These are people who are against environment things, like cleaning up the earth. What is wrong with this picture. What's next, lets kill all puppy's because they are too cute. Any body that thinks that puppy's are cute must be a raving left wing lunatic. That's how crazy being against the clean up of our earth is, that is in my book any who.

Ok lets get down on our knees and clasp our hand together and look to the sky and pray.
Dear ( fill in the blank with your favorte god or holy person or what ever. I'll be praying to Jebus.) Please make your humble servent Glen Beck stand under a tree and make that tree fall on his head. And cause the bump on his head to make him into a human being. We pray in your name Jebus.
Amen

3 comments:

Spencer Troxell said...

Actually, I appreciate what Beck was doing in this instance. I certainly wouldn't participate in it, but there's a certain anarchistic element in me that appreciates infrigning upon taboos, and challenging the sense of humor of my ideological opponents. I think that's mainly what was going on. Beck doesn't believe in global warming. He thinks it's just a cover for the transnationalist-socialist-black liberation-reptillian alliance to gain more power with. Therefore, what he was doing was probably equal (for environmentalists) to stepping on an American flag, submerging a cross in urine, or making non-p.c. comments on NPR. The earth can handle a few Glenn Beck listeners cranking up their air conditioners now and then. It's not the earth that is being tested here, it's our sense of humor. I say, laugh and shake your head. It's the best response.

Willie Y said...

If Glem Beck thinks one way I think just the oppsite. I can't laugh at this guy because I think he is leading a lot of unsuspecting people to anarchy. To me he is a very scary person.

Spencer Troxell said...

It is definitely terrible that anyone takes him seriously.