Last night I was involved in a group endeavor to enhance my health. In this endeavor I and a group were perched on a inert mechanism that you propel without advancing to the beat of melodious cadence. All this was orchestrated by a irreverent pedagogue right leaning partisan.
All was good at this endeavor except for two plebians. One citizen, who will go unnamed, is missing the point of this group endeavor. They refuse to follow the IP menoranda. They are off on their own doing what ever. It is like having someone who is literally marching to a different drummer. All I can say is "what a maroon".
The other person is a very beautiful person 99.99 percent of the time. But last night your boon companion was sudoriferous. I of course was working harder than anyone in the group. My only relief was the small fan that was my only salvation. Well miss cutie pie just had to direct the fan away from your homeboy and direct it right at herself. There will be no retribution but, I will, from now on ,be referring to non pregnant Carrie as fan hogging Carrie. Enough said.
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One of your best posts yet UW. Not quite in the "My Spin Instructor is trying to kill me" league, but almost.
If I wanted to nitpick I would point out some improvements to your written communications, but I don't, so I won't.
- Snoot.
sudoriferous. Wow. I guess I'll be swinging by dictionary.com this morning.
I like the sound of calling someone 'a maroon' too. Very cool.
There was a Two for one sale at Willie's World today.
That's hilarious about Carrie. She is usually so unobtrusive...The new female addition in her house of boys and men must be liberating her...you go girl...Willie can sweat...
"What a maroon" is a bugs Bunny quote.
Snoots is right on the money- this is one of your most clever posts yet. The vocabulary was meritorious. I'm thinking a ghost writer ( aka Hell Boy) helped you with this one.
Oh ye of little fath.
I mean faith. And don't laugh.
Willie, I don't know why ESG decided to direct the fan at me. Perhaps it is b/c we have the same political leanings, perhaps it is b/c I had that ghetto bike with one pedal, no bottle cage, and 2 speeds (easy and wicked hard), BUT I think she was just sensing my general Hot-ness. It is hard for some people not to sense it and want to cool me off.
But if it makes you feel better I will arrange for an entourage of shirtless, tan men with palm fronds to fan me while i ride...maybe, if you're lucky and ride next to me again, some of that breeze will come oyur way...maybe one of them will pick up my water bottle for me, too...
Willie,
D E F I N I T E L Y one of your better posts!! (And Amy, I was also thinking how much he sounded like Josh...) By the way, Carrie, your image of those shirtless, tan men was completely inspiring to me...can I borrow a couple of them to fan me on my bike?? Who knows--if they attend class Amy may find her spin classes so overcrowded that we regulars can't get in...which, also, by the way leads me to say that those interlopers have managed to squeeze both Willie and I out from next Tuesday night's class...to be put on the "wait list" just isn't proper for us, is it, Willie????
Carrie,
That was the funniest response, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.... "Ghetto bike"- that is priceless. Can we make an official nameplate for it? Thanks for adding some humor and enticing imagery to my night.
Later folks...
Republican Fan Hogging Carrie
Carrie,
Yay for another Republican in the "House of Spin"--just you wait, Willie, we're going to keep adding to our numbers...and by the way, it's Republican fan-hogging attracts shirtless,tanned men waving cooling palm fronds Carrie...
thanks heidi. well at least i'm not pregnant.
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