The Tuesday spin session headed by the Evil one, I have to say, was the best class yet. It was a hell of a workout with great music as always. The real spinners were in attendance. There was Wendy, no relation to Peter Pan, Jim and last by not least your pal. The rest of the class was peppered with interlopers of all ilk.
I am not the kind of person who dislikes too many people, but I just have to say that there is this one person, who takes the Tuesday night class, who is rubbing me the wrong way. And you all know how painful that can be. I will now use a long forgotten language that was spoken when pigs talked and were allowed to join the Catholic church in a time long long ago.
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eatersbay irtshay offway andway ipwhay isthay oddway allbay illtay ehay ollowsfay ethay instructionway ofway ourway ovelylay Evilway oneway, owhay endsspay alotway ofway imetay uttingpay esethay ingsthay ogethertay. It just makes my blood boil. And you know how painful that can be.
Well any who I will bide my time and when the moment is right I will strike with a fury. Because the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
4 comments:
Woah, wasn't ready for the pig latin. That's what I get for drinking so early on my day off.
Willie,
I need to hire an Pig Latin interpreter to read the middle of this post. Geez, I had to read it about 5 times at a snails pace to figure out the words.
I think you should cut the guy some slack. He doesn't realize that what he does is distracting to others.He is completely in his own little world. You know how many times I have tried to get him come around to our level of superior spinning. It just ain't happening dude, so let's give a rest. I will continue to hush/scold him ( as I do with everyone who disobeys the law in Spin Land) and turn up the music when he starts to talk. The Tues./Thurs. night classes are ending in a few weeks so let's get through them like a real team. Be nice and accepting of all the spinners in Spin land. Just remember you are and always will be the Grand Master of Spin.
Oh yes, Grand Master, I must thank you for trying to uphold the moral and behavioral code in Spin Land. It means so much to me that you care to protect me and your fellow spin mates. I know how much you care and well, it just brings me to tears... of joy..(sniff... sniff)
Later...
Amy
Oh yeah, you forgot to include REPUBLICAN :-) Fan Hogging Carrie in your list of regulars. Or are you just dis'ing her again because she got the fan air again last night?
ERSG my creed is: Wherever there
is injustice, you will find me.
Wherever there is suffering,
i'll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened,
you will find...your pal.
And I just forgot fand hogging Carrie. And you moved the fan away from the both of us on Tuesday.
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