The one of new spin bikes is here. The Y finally decided that the spin class needs new rides, and what they are doing is, bringing in three different manufactures of bikes to test. This is a good thing as the old bikes are all falling apart and are becoming dangerous. Why only last month alone one women lost her leg when the peddle fell off, and that was after the previous week when 3 people were killed in the most unusual accident for a stationary bike, a head on collision in a spin glass. I just made that up to make my point. But I don't want to say that the bikes are old but the bike that I ride has got, scratched into its fame" Margaret Chase Smith was here 1907."
The two people who have tried this bike so far are Evil and Hell boy. Evil ran the Tuesday night class riding the new bike, for a hour and twenty minutes, while the common folk road the Chevy Corvair of bikes through the whole class. And what was Evils conclusion "It does not feel like you are riding a bike." Well how does it feel? Evil said "Some times it feels like a nut and some times it doesn't." And we all quit asking her questions because we all felt that she must have been oxygen deprived and wasn't thinking to clearly.
Then Wednesday morning with Hellboy Josh was a real joy. I, your pal, wanted to try the new ride for myself, but as I entered the workout room there was Hellboy perched on top of the new ride. So we do the class and he, Hellboy, is going like a mad boy pushing the class on and on for close to 55 minutes. My legs were just about finished from Evil's marathon the night before and Hellboy ride up hill with loads tension on the flywheel. He keeps adding tension the whole ride. And after class we all knew why he was adding it. When the ride was over the head of the fitness department came in and asked Hellboy what he thought of the new ride. He said "It was a nice ride but it did not have enough tension on the flywheel." Well how much tension do you want? "I wants the flywheel tension to be, where you are just about to dislocate your knee and hip joints, that would be perfect."
And so life goes on, your pal struggles to survive in spin class. And look for a upcoming post of someone who is normal trying out the new bike.
The two people who have tried this bike so far are Evil and Hell boy. Evil ran the Tuesday night class riding the new bike, for a hour and twenty minutes, while the common folk road the Chevy Corvair of bikes through the whole class. And what was Evils conclusion "It does not feel like you are riding a bike." Well how does it feel? Evil said "Some times it feels like a nut and some times it doesn't." And we all quit asking her questions because we all felt that she must have been oxygen deprived and wasn't thinking to clearly.
Then Wednesday morning with Hellboy Josh was a real joy. I, your pal, wanted to try the new ride for myself, but as I entered the workout room there was Hellboy perched on top of the new ride. So we do the class and he, Hellboy, is going like a mad boy pushing the class on and on for close to 55 minutes. My legs were just about finished from Evil's marathon the night before and Hellboy ride up hill with loads tension on the flywheel. He keeps adding tension the whole ride. And after class we all knew why he was adding it. When the ride was over the head of the fitness department came in and asked Hellboy what he thought of the new ride. He said "It was a nice ride but it did not have enough tension on the flywheel." Well how much tension do you want? "I wants the flywheel tension to be, where you are just about to dislocate your knee and hip joints, that would be perfect."
And so life goes on, your pal struggles to survive in spin class. And look for a upcoming post of someone who is normal trying out the new bike.
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I have no time but this is a good one Willie...
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