Spinning in Hell

At last nights spin class, the last for the season, as the Evil one doesn't think that we are that important any longer to go into the summer,it was like someone gave, Evil, a new Porsche. The last of the new bikes, that we are testing, came in and it is her favorite. I have never seen anybody so happy and giddy about a spin bike. She was hopping up and down and laughing and dancing (like Elaine on Seinfeld), doing cart wheels, hand stands and some kind of chant that I could not figure out what kind of language it was in, some ancient tongue,I suppose. Well, I mean she was happy, know what I mean. Well any who, we are all suppose to ride all three of the bikes and then rate them to see which bike we all like the most. I can just imagine not picking the ERSG's choice. She would hate us all forever and probably make every class that she ran, more of a living hell then they are already.

Speaking of hell, last night class comes to mind. It was Evils last Tuesday night class till the fall, and she wanted to make it a memorable one. She busted our proverbial balls. I guess with the new bike and the last night class, made her go for it, because she went for it. Lots of of long up hills and then loads of downhill spinning at breakneck speeds. And it was only, I would say, about 1 hour and twenty minutes. And the topper for the whole night was that the Y had not turned the air conditioning on as of yet, and the room, because the temperature outside was in the high 80's today, was hotter that Evils dungeon in the middle of summer. I mean it was hot. Everyone, after the class, was soaking wet and exhausted. And then there was the high priestess of spin up there on her new ride happy as a clam. Oh there will be hell to pay if we all don't pick the Evil ones choice. I have not rode on Evils bike, but I am picking it number one. Did you hear that Evil, number one! And if anyone else is thinking about the other bikes as a choice, may Jebus have mercy on you soul.